You know you want one.

The Cookie is the greatest being in the universe. More powerful than Ragnarok, it spreads its chocolatey goodness to all who are without cookies. It is the One and Only God, and thou must worship it.


  • Cookies are delicious!
    • Except pumpernickel.


"My demands? Do you have any cookies? ... I DEMAND COOKIES!"

Michael J. Caboose wants his cookies.

"Well at least I don't go around knocking on people's non-doors and promising them cookies, and then NOT GIVING THEM COOKIES! ... I'M LEAVING!"

He really wants his cookies.

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